who to vote for

In what is expected to be a tight election, it is likely that the Greens will win the balance of power in the Senate and Labor may be forced to deal with them to retain government. With the balance of power in the Senate, anytime the government wants to put through legislation, the Greens will get the final say before it can be passed. For Christians and for anyone believing in Christian values this should be a cause for grave concern. The Greens are ideologically anti-Christian with a specific anti-Christian agenda! The Greens anti-Christian agenda includes: Removing the right of any Christian organisation, including Christian schools and churches, to employ exclusively Christians Replacing school Chaplains with secular counselors Removing Scripture teaching at state schools Stopping Prayers in parlaiment Providing abortion and euthanasia – effectively on demand Recognizing same sex marriage and promote same sex adoption and surrogacy Will an atheist Prime Minister fight for these ‘small’ Christian ideologies that she has already rejected, if it means her own policies can get through? (note she has already gone rogue from her party line recently, declaring she will be ‘doing her own thing’). Shifts in values happen slowly over time. We have already lost many of the standards we held to in the past. Consider for a moment how far standards have declined with what is now considered acceptable on TV today We have an opportunity to make our collective Christian voices heard, before our values and our rights as a Christian people are eroded away. Once lost, it will very difficult to get them back. But can you make a difference? Can your one vote really count? YES! Your ‘one vote’ can make a real difference. You can: Vote for someone with Christian values in the Senate and the Lower House (especially in the Senate!) Do not vote for an anti Christian party like Greens. Many parties now have sound environmental policies. Spread the word by sending a link to this page to your friends and family. Leave your email address so we can send you updates and suggestions where you can help. If you can help financially, please click on the donate button. Every dollar is spent on this project to inform every Christian in Australia – and every dollar helps. Help keep Christian values in Australia.

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$18.6 billion budget black hole

The Prime Minister and Treasurer must come out today and immediately explain how they plan to pay for the $18.6 billion budget black hole of unfunded health policies.
On the last page of the government’s 95-page health document, Table A2 clearly shows that the Commonwealth top up payments will total $3 billion over the forward estimates to 2013-14 and a massive $18.6 billion over 10 years to 2019-20.

Neither the document nor the government has given any indication of how this $18.6 billion black hole will be funded.

In one year, the Rudd government blew the $20 billion surplus left by the previous Coalition government.

It has wasted valuable taxpayer money on a disastrous pink batt program, over-priced school halls and budget blowouts as far as the eye can see.

Kevin Rudd and Wayne Swan must come clean with the Australian people and explain how they propose to pay for this unfunded health plan.

Do they plan to raise taxes?

This would explain why the Treasurer is still hiding the Henry Review.

In fact, page 83 of the health document justifies the changed funding arrangements on the basis that the Federal government is “the level of government with the most stable and efficient means of raising revenue”.

This clearly means higher taxes are on the Rudd government’s agenda.

Or do they plan to take money from future budget surpluses?

If so, then the Rudd government clearly has no intention of ever paying off its massive debt.

Or do they plan to make budget cuts?

Kevin Rudd promised that all new spending announcements would be offset by savings. If this is the case, then what programs are they planning to cut in the upcoming Budget to deliver the $3 billion required over the forward estimates?

The Treasurer and Prime Minister must answer these questions today.

from Joe Hockey blog

Rudd HEAVEN CHOICES policy

While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time.

So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Welcome to Heaven,’ says Saint Peter, ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’

‘No problem, just let me in; I’m a good Christian; I’m a believer,’ says the PM.

‘I’d like to just let you in, but I have orders from God. He says that since the implementation of his new HEAVEN CHOICES policy, you have to spend one day in Hell and one day in Heaven. Then you must choose where you’ll live for eternity.’

‘But I’ve already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,’ replies Rudd

‘I’m sorry .. But we have our rules,’ Peter interjects. And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to a lift and he goes down, down, down …all the way to Hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush golf course.

The sun is shining in a cloudless sky. The temperature is a perfect 22C degrees. In the distance is a beautiful club-house. Standing in front of it is Gough Whitlam and thousands of other Socialist luminaries who had helped him out over the years — Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, etc. The whole of the Labour Party leaders were there ..

Everyone laughing, happy, and casually but expensively dressed.

They run to greet him, to hug him and to reminisce about the good times they had getting rich at the expense of ’suckers and peasants.’

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. The Devil himself comes up to Rudd with a frosty drink, ‘Have a tequila and relax, Kev!’

‘Uh, I can’t drink anymore; I took a pledge,’ says Rudd, dejectedly.

‘This is Hell, son. You can drink and eat all you want and not worry and it just gets better from there!’

Rudd takes the drink and finds himself liking the Devil, who he thinks is a really very friendly bloke who tells funny jokes like himself and pulls hilarious nasty pranks, kind of like the ones the Labour Party pulled with their master strokes on Education, Immigration, Petrol prices, Tough on Crime promises.

They are having such a great time that, before he realises it, it’s time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Rudd steps on the lift and heads upward.

When the lift door reopens, he is in Heaven again and Saint Peter is waiting for him. ‘Now it’s time to visit Heaven,’ the old man says, opening the gate.

So for 24 hours Rudd is made to hang out with a bunch of honest, good-natured people who enjoy each other’s company, talk about things other than money and treat each other decently. Not a nasty prank or short-arse joke among them. No fancy country clubs here and, while the food tastes great, it’s not caviar or lobster. And these people are all poor. He doesn’t see anybody he knows and he isn’t even treated like someone special!

‘Whoa,’ he says uncomfortably to himself. ‘Gough Whitlam never prepared me for this!’

The day done, Saint Peter returns and says, ‘Well, you’ve spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Now choose where you want to live for Eternity.’

With the ‘Deal or No Deal’ theme playing softly in the background, Rudd reflects for a minute … Then answers: ‘Well, I would never have thought I’d say this — I mean, Heaven has been delightful and all — but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends.’

So Saint Peter escorts him to the lift and he goes down, down, down, all the way to Hell.

The doors of the lift open and he is in the middle of a barren scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial wasteland, looking a bit like the eroded, rabbit and fox affected Australian outback, but worse and more desolate.

He is horrified to see all of his friends, dressed in rags and chained together, picking up the roadside rubbish and putting it into black plastic bags. They are groaning and moaning in pain, faces and hands black with grime.

The Devil comes over to Rudd and puts an arm around his shoulder.’ I don’t understand,’ stammers a shocked Rudd, ‘Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a club-house and we ate lobster and caviar and drank tequila. We lazed around and had a great time.. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and everybody looks miserable!’

The Devil looks at him, smiles slyly and purrs, ‘Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us!’

Dear People of Australia

Dear People of Australia ,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the Economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put Workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme Will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible For the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government Deems appropriate. Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not Be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government Has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should You feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the Attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

Kevin Rudd

Canberra

PS: Have a nice life. . . . .

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it “Kevin Rudd”

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of“Kevin Rudd”?

6. Firmly Click “Yes”

7. Feel better?

the aspirin tax

Coming soon – The Aspirin Tax

News Bulletin

Labour is going to impose a 40% tax on Aspirin!

Why, you ask..?

Well, primarily because it’s WHITE and it WORKS!

fencepost turtle

While stitching up the hand of an 80-year-old farmer, who got cut while fencing on his property, the doctor, struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin Rudd and his appointment as Prime Minister of Australia. “Well, you know,” drawled the farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle”. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was. The old farmer said, “When you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a ‘fencepost turtle’.” The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain, “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of fool put him up there in the first place!”

FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

 PSALM 2009 – 2012

Kevin is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith (almost!) in the Liberal party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a rented home forever.
I am glad I am Australian,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
and Kevin was a tree